Pac-Man Can’t Win Against Zombie Ghosts
Jul.30, 2010, under Computers & Video Games
Tags: blinking, brains, brrraaaiinnnss, eat, ghosts, inky, nom nom nom, pac man, realistic, video games, zombies
Poor realistic-ish Pac-Man. He never saw Inky coming up behind him before it was too late. Who knew that when one of the ghosts finally caught our beloved arcade hero, they were zombies? Talk about a <strike>cherry</strike> twist in that story. Whoever the artist is (please email us using our contact form so we can give credit), thank you for the nightmares of brain nom’ing zombie ghosts, whose only weakness is power-up dots at each corner of the map. Oh look, there’s one. You’re mine, Clyde! Muahahhaha! Click the image for the full sized version.
Source: Unknown
It’s My Party, I’ll Have Straws If I Want To
Jul.30, 2010, under Gadgets
Tags: bottle, bottlebob, cap, clean up, gadget, glass, messy, product, punch, straw
So who cares if most of the people around the office can’t drink out of a bottle without getting half the contents all over themselves. It doesn’t make them less of a person. It just makes them half-retarded. Oh, sorry, is ‘retarded’ not politically correct these days? How about just ‘stupid as shit’? So why not give them a birthday or Christmas present they can really enjoy and put to good use? It’s the least you could do for calling them retarded earlier. What? You think I said that word? You’re obviously delusional my friends. Meet me out back behind the monkey bars after gym class and we’ll settle this like real men. Just don’t touch the face. It’s my meal ticket baby!
The BottleBob punches holes in the tops of both plastic and metal bottle caps, allowing you to perfectly fit a straw into the top. No more spills, no more mess. Created by the great minds of Core77, and sold via the Epauletshop (source) for only $21. That’s a small price to pay for not getting soda on your shirt. Trust us.
Source: Core77, Epauletshop (buy here)

Marshmallow Shooters: Fun And Delicious
Jul.26, 2010, under Funny, Gadgets
Tags: ammo, delicious, drinking, drunk, firing, gun, HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN!, marshmallow, mini, office, parties, pellets, sniper, soft, trouble
Hi folks, Geekogle here. Are you too pale to go out in the sun? Too much of a pansy to go paintballing? Well have I got a product for you! ThinkGeek has a new version of their obscenely popular Marshmallow Gun that holds more ammo, and shoots farther, for hours upon hours of sniping fun. It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or your co-workers. Just remember; It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games, just someone can’t see very well. Open target!
Now you might be asking yourself, “Holy moley Geekogle, shut up and tell me where I can buy 12 of these mothers!” Well, we’re getting to that, but here are some quick features you might like. If you don’t like them, you can go to hell.
- Gun will shoot both mini marshmallows or included “soft pellets”!
- Shoots up to 30 feet!
- 20 pellets or marshmallows per clip!
30 feet, 20 marshmallows. I’d like to see god himself create a better gun that is both fun and delicious, all for $20. He can’t, trust me. I’ve asked. Both ThinkGeek and the manufacturer say to never, under any circumstances, eat the mini marshmallows after shooting them, we’re pretty sure you can bump up the 5 second rule to at least a minute and a half. Mmmm.. floor candy.
Source: ThinkGeek (order via link)

Kill It With Fire! ‘Spiderboat’ Sails for Guam, Gets Rejected
Jul.20, 2010, under Random, Weirdness
Tags: alaska, anchorage, baby, boat, creepy, crew, eat your face off, fire, guam, KILL IT NOW!, ohmygod, rejected, ship, spiderboat, spiders, yucky
Bound for Guam, a ship containing building materials from Korea, was told to leave port immediately and head back to Anchorage, AK after it’s cargo area was found to have thousands of spiders aboard.
The Port’s Marketing Administrator Bernadette Meno said customs officers along with the vessel’s agent boarded the ship and gave clearance to the stevedores to go on board and unlock the cargo for offloading.
It was then that thousands of the critters were found.
“When our port stevedores began offloading the insulation and beams for the housing units on the docks they discovered that hundreds of large spiders and thousands of small ones were on the cargo and on the ship,” Meno said.
The picture below was taken at the scene of the haulted offboarding. I think we’d all be better off steering the ship off the mainland, and nuking that mother into oblivion. No amount of showers are going to remove the creepy crawly feeling I’m sure all the sailors felt when they heard about the little critters demons of hell that were all up in their business.
Yucky.

iPhone 4′s Antenna Problems Blacklisted From Apple Forums
Jul.13, 2010, under Gadgets
Tags: 4, alunimum band, antenna, apple, denial, denies, forums, hand, incorrect, iphone, issues, problems, signal strength, smartphone, steve jobs, support, wrong
If you spend most of your day outside a cubicle, no where near a computer, or you are a hermit with a wicked long beard who lives inside a cave up in the mountains, you probably haven’t heard about the iPhone 4′s reception problems. In a nutshell, the issues are that holding the phone in a ‘normal’ way to quite a few consumers drops your reception considerably, all due to the fact that the users hand touching the aluminum band around the phone disrupts the antenna signal. Most of the tech news outlets have covered this and conducted their own tests and determined it’s a very real issue. Now, with such a large entity like the Consumer Reports agency doing their own tests, then later saying they “cannot recommend the iPhone 4 at this time with it’s reception problems”, Apple has decided to continue to ignore and disregard the claims. In a new tactic of douchebaggery, Apple has decided to selectively delete user posts on their support forums about the issue. Furthermore, Apple itself has admitted that the signal bars you see on the iPhone 4 are over exaggerated and incorrect, and Apple is working on a “fix” to accurately represent the signal strength again.
In related media, here is a picture of Steve Jobs laughing because he likes censorship.

AP Quotes Woot, We Quote Woot Who Was Quoted By AP Who Quoted Woot
Jul.07, 2010, under Funny, The Interweb
Tags: 17.50, ap, associated press, blog, copyright, law, lawsuit, material, oops, price, snippet, woot
Confusing, isn’t it? So here’s the deal; The Associated Press (AP) notes that it’s content, including words and images from it’s site, is copyrighted material, and not (normally) distrubted under the widly used Creative Commons act. Thus, if you want to use a snippet, even a one line sentence, from the AP website on one of their articles, you’re suppose to pay AP for it’s use. Heck, they even have a chart showing how much you should send them a check for, depending on how much content you “borrow”. So on June 30th, when Woot’s CEO Matt Rudledge sent out a hilarious email to it’s staff about the acquisition by Amazon, AP decided to report on it. The only problem was that AP quoted Woot’s site in reference to the email, and didn’t pay Woot for using it’s content that the AP is so strict about. So what did Woot do? Sent them a bill, of course.
“The AP, we can’t thank you enough for looking our way. You see, when we showed off our good news on Wednesday afternoon, we expected we’d get a little bit of attention. But when we found your little newsy thing you do, we couldn’t help but notice something important. And that something is this: you printed our web content in your article! The web content that came from our blog! Why, isn’t that the very thing you’ve previously told nu-media bloggers they’re not supposed to do?
So, The AP, here we are. Just to be fair about this, we’ve used your very own pricing scheme to calculate how much you owe us. By looking through the link above, and comparing your post with our original letter, we’ve figured you owe us roughly $17.50 for the content you borrowed from our blog post, which, by the way, we worked very very hard to create. But, hey. We’re all friends here. And invoicing is such a hassle in today’s paperless society, are we right? How about this: instead of cutting us a check for the web content you liberated from our site, all you’ll need to do is show us your email receipt from today’s two pack of Sennheiser MX400 In-Ear Headphones, and we’ll call it even.”
Free speech is over-rated anyway. On that note, feel free to use our content however you want, we’re not greedy, but feel free to send us beer. We like beer.

John Arbuckle Is A Crazy Man: Garfield Without Garfield
Jul.05, 2010, under Funny, Web & Graphic Design/Development
Tags: comics, garfield, garfield without garfield, john arbuckle, newspaper, odie, strips, sunday
This has actually been floating around the web for awhile now, but we found these again after seeing them featured on another website (source), downloaded the ones we thought were hilarious, and here they be. If you’ve never seen them before, hit the jump for a ton more. The premise is simple; Take some popular Garfield comics, strip out Garfield, and show just how crazy and manically depressed John Arbuckle is. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and maybe even get a little weirded out. Just the thing for the start of the week.
Source: Entertainment Web

This Is How The World Ends: Oil Eating Micro-organisms
Jul.02, 2010, under Random, Weirdness
Tags: AHHH!, biotechnics, bp, death, deepwater horizon, destruction, eat, end of the world, labs, micro, munch, nom nom nom, oil, organisms, osprey, spill, water
CNN is reporting the end of life on earth, even if they don’t know it. You heard it here first. Osprey Biotechnics, stationed out of Florida, has suggested that BP use micro-organisms bread in laboratories to literally eat the oil on the shore lines. It should be noted that BP has been indifferent on the issue, simply stating that the solution is a “potential tool if the situation dictates”. The organisms only work in shore line scenarios, not open water, but has been proven to degrade oil residue that cannot be manually or mechanically removed. The big question, however, is what will happen when there is no oil left, and the micro-organisms discover that human blood is an equally delicious alternative. We’re all doomed! If you need to reach our staff here at Geekogle, we’ll be in our bomb shelter. Knock three times and say the secret password to get in. We have pie.
All kidding aside, we really do like this idea, and think it’d be a great way to clean up the shores that have been devastated by the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Did you know you can donate to the Geekogle Fund? You sure can, and 100% of the funds donated go to a great cause.
Source: CNN, and to Zenoztankof for the tip, who gets VIP treatment at the bomb shelter Geekogle party.

Geekogle Goes Mobile
Jul.01, 2010, under The Interweb
Tags: browser, cell, internet, iphone, lite, mobile, phone, web
We’re all about giving our readers what they want. You see that little poll on the right? It’s not just there to look pretty, we really do want to know what you like. We know, we know, porn isn’t an option, you dirty dirty reader you. We’d also like you to know at least one of us actually does read every comment, and take suggestions seriously. In that respect, one of our visitors suggested that we format a mobile version of Geekogle. Well Scott, your wish is our command. As of today, if you visit our site from a supported mobile device, you’ll be directed to our “Geekogle Lite” version of the site. Less graphics and better content formatting for your mobile browsing needs. Of course, if you’d prefer to go use the main site on your phone, there is a little link on the bottom that will take you there.
Thanks for the suggestion Scott, we hope you like it. Suggestions? Leave them in the comments section below, or shoot us an email.

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