Hi, I’m the Geekogle Writer and do I have a deal for you! That was my ode to Billy Mays, how’d I do? I’m still working on the righteous beard. Soooo… bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. Is there anything more grand and delicious than bacon? I think not. But alas, those delicious strips of deliciousness carry one flaw. Bacon grease. So what are you to do? You’re sitting at home on a Saturday night, decide to make yourself some sort of bacon fort, or at the very least a bacon tent. You fire up the grill, slap those mothers on the frying pan, and before you know it your stove is covered with bacon grease splatter. The clean-up is worth the trouble, you say. Now that all those morsels of goodness are cooked, you grab a fork and try and shimmy and slide it out of the pan. But what happened? Aww.. you burned your poor little hand from the splatter of the grease. Sad. BUT WAIT! You could have saved your digits for more important things, like playing video games, had you have worn some sort of… cover. Some shield to the evil grease. And that’s why you need the Fusion Finger Tongs, my friends. Rejoice, and cook me some bacon. Yes, now. Please? Fine, I’ll cook my own.

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