Maras style ice cream is sold via street vendors and small stands in Turkey and Instanbul as both a delicious treat and a show for the masses. This unfortunate (or fortunate if you’re into some dude messing with you) Japanese student gets a front stage performance when he tries to get some ice cream from a well known vendor in the Maras Dondurmasi area of Istanbul. It sure beats paying $4 a scoop at your local ice cream shop from a nerdy, acne-ridden teenager who likes to spit in your chocolate chunk. I saw that you little punk! Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I’ll kick your scrawny little ass!

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Hi folks, Geekogle here. Are you too pale to go out in the sun? Too much of a pansy to go paintballing? Well have I got a product for you! ThinkGeek has a new version of their obscenely popular Marshmallow Gun that holds more ammo, and shoots farther, for hours upon hours of sniping fun. It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or your co-workers. Just remember; It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games, just someone can’t see very well. Open target!

Now you might be asking yourself, “Holy moley Geekogle, shut up and tell me where I can buy 12 of these mothers!” Well, we’re getting to that, but here are some quick features you might like. If you don’t like them, you can go to hell.

• Gun will shoot both mini marshmallows or included “soft pellets”!
• Shoots up to 30 feet!
• 20 pellets or marshmallows per clip!

30 feet, 20 marshmallows. I’d like to see god himself create a better gun that is both fun and delicious, all for $20. He can’t, trust me. I’ve asked. Both ThinkGeek and the manufacturer say to never, under any circumstances, eat the mini marshmallows after shooting them, we’re pretty sure you can bump up the 5 second rule to at least a minute and a half. Mmmm.. floor candy.

Source: ThinkGeek (order via link)

Hi, I’m the Geekogle Writer and do I have a deal for you! That was my ode to Billy Mays, how’d I do? I’m still working on the righteous beard. Soooo… bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. Is there anything more grand and delicious than bacon? I think not. But alas, those delicious strips of deliciousness carry one flaw. Bacon grease. So what are you to do? You’re sitting at home on a Saturday night, decide to make yourself some sort of bacon fort, or at the very least a bacon tent. You fire up the grill, slap those mothers on the frying pan, and before you know it your stove is covered with bacon grease splatter. The clean-up is worth the trouble, you say. Now that all those morsels of goodness are cooked, you grab a fork and try and shimmy and slide it out of the pan. But what happened? Aww.. you burned your poor little hand from the splatter of the grease. Sad. BUT WAIT! You could have saved your digits for more important things, like playing video games, had you have worn some sort of… cover. Some shield to the evil grease. And that’s why you need the Fusion Finger Tongs, my friends. Rejoice, and cook me some bacon. Yes, now. Please? Fine, I’ll cook my own.

Source: www.thinkgeek.com