Hi folks, Geekogle here. Are you too pale to go out in the sun? Too much of a pansy to go paintballing? Well have I got a product for you! ThinkGeek has a new version of their obscenely popular Marshmallow Gun that holds more ammo, and shoots farther, for hours upon hours of sniping fun. It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or your co-workers. Just remember; It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games, just someone can’t see very well. Open target!

Now you might be asking yourself, “Holy moley Geekogle, shut up and tell me where I can buy 12 of these mothers!” Well, we’re getting to that, but here are some quick features you might like. If you don’t like them, you can go to hell.

• Gun will shoot both mini marshmallows or included “soft pellets”!
• Shoots up to 30 feet!
• 20 pellets or marshmallows per clip!

30 feet, 20 marshmallows. I’d like to see god himself create a better gun that is both fun and delicious, all for $20. He can’t, trust me. I’ve asked. Both ThinkGeek and the manufacturer say to never, under any circumstances, eat the mini marshmallows after shooting them, we’re pretty sure you can bump up the 5 second rule to at least a minute and a half. Mmmm.. floor candy.

Source: ThinkGeek (order via link)

You may not get any free drinks from the buddies by getting them to play the ‘Hand Skills Game’, but you might from strangers from the bar who sit there laughing at your friends expense. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’ve gotten way more than the 162 point record they talk about. Amateurs.

Source: Huffington Post, and to jweber for the tip, who fell for this twice in the same night. Sorry dude.

A local Pittsburgh man, after attending a Jay-Z concert, broke into a home, then crawled into bed with the home owner because he (the intruder) was apparently cold and drunk. Sounds legit. The news report as follows:

Police say a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.

Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning.

Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home – and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, “No, it’s not.”

Police say Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn’t hit him with the bat.

Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper Jay-Z at the Mellon Arena.

The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.

Damn Frank, all the guy wanted was a little cuddle time and you have to pull a baseball bat out. Granted, I’ve never been drunk enough to think it’s a grand idea to go breaking into someone’s house and sneak into bed with them, but that sounds like a challenge if I’ve ever heard one. I know what I’m doing this weekend. Who’s with me?

Source: KATU, and to jweber who I hear sneaks into peoples beds even when he’s sober. You sly dog you!