DeviantArt user Heckthor has foretold the death of all mankind. Do you see that picture down there? It’s a god forsaken shark AND t-rex ALL IN ONE! I’m not sure you all understand the gravity of the situation my friends. What are you going to do when this mother comes after you and wants to make you it’s bitch, hmm? Run? Ha, the t-rex can run up to 40 MPH at top speed. You just died. Oh, you’re going to hop in a speed boat instead? Obviously, since its mechanical, you’re safe in the water. Then BAM, you’re in two pieces feeding the fishes since a standard great white shark can swim over 25 MPH, much faster than you can get that little boat out of port. Those red eyes are fitting. Click the source for all of his posted works, which some, as I initially imagined, are equally scary. Click the image for a full size view if you think your heart can take it. We’re all doomed.

Source: Heckthor’s Deviantart Page

Poor realistic-ish Pac-Man. He never saw Inky coming up behind him before it was too late. Who knew that when one of the ghosts finally caught our beloved arcade hero, they were zombies? Talk about a <strike>cherry</strike> twist in that story. Whoever the artist is (please email us using our contact form so we can give credit), thank you for the nightmares of brain nom’ing zombie ghosts, whose only weakness is power-up dots at each corner of the map. Oh look, there’s one. You’re mine, Clyde! Muahahhaha! Click the image for the full sized version.

Source: Unknown

CNN is reporting the end of life on earth, even if they don’t know it. You heard it here first. Osprey Biotechnics, stationed out of Florida, has suggested that BP use micro-organisms bread in laboratories to literally eat the oil on the shore lines. It should be noted that BP has been indifferent on the issue, simply stating that the solution is a “potential tool if the situation dictates”. The organisms only work in shore line scenarios, not open water, but has been proven to degrade oil residue that cannot be manually or mechanically removed. The big question, however, is what will happen when there is no oil left, and the micro-organisms discover that human blood is an equally delicious alternative. We’re all doomed! If you need to reach our staff here at Geekogle, we’ll be in our bomb shelter. Knock three times and say the secret password to get in. We have pie.

All kidding aside, we really do like this idea, and think it’d be a great way to clean up the shores that have been devastated by the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Did you know you can donate to the Geekogle Fund? You sure can, and 100% of the funds donated go to a great cause.

Source: CNN, and to Zenoztankof for the tip, who gets VIP treatment at the bomb shelter Geekogle party.

Are hampsters stupid or what? Tiny brains people, seriously. However, while not smart, this hampster has the determination like a champ. Even as hard as it tries, is unable to shove an entire pencil (eraser topper and all) into it’s mouth because it appearently thinks it’d be a delicious treat come winter time. Don’t judge me, I thought it was funny, and I need all the funny I can get on a Friday.

Source: www.youtube.com