Hi folks, Geekogle here. Are you too pale to go out in the sun? Too much of a pansy to go paintballing? Well have I got a product for you! ThinkGeek has a new version of their obscenely popular Marshmallow Gun that holds more ammo, and shoots farther, for hours upon hours of sniping fun. It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or your co-workers. Just remember; It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games, just someone can’t see very well. Open target!

Now you might be asking yourself, “Holy moley Geekogle, shut up and tell me where I can buy 12 of these mothers!” Well, we’re getting to that, but here are some quick features you might like. If you don’t like them, you can go to hell.

• Gun will shoot both mini marshmallows or included “soft pellets”!
• Shoots up to 30 feet!
• 20 pellets or marshmallows per clip!

30 feet, 20 marshmallows. I’d like to see god himself create a better gun that is both fun and delicious, all for $20. He can’t, trust me. I’ve asked. Both ThinkGeek and the manufacturer say to never, under any circumstances, eat the mini marshmallows after shooting them, we’re pretty sure you can bump up the 5 second rule to at least a minute and a half. Mmmm.. floor candy.

Source: ThinkGeek (order via link)

I didn’t want to have to post this. All the people who sent in tips on this piece of warm stupid made me, just remember that. Now, I know what you’re saying, “Come on Geekogle Guy, give it a chance! Look how warm it is!” Yes, it’s warm I’m sure, and apparently you have to be either a dude with long hair or some guy with ear gauges to pull off the look. Maybe if it came with a bo-staff or nun-chucks or something, but it’s unlikely they do. I’ll trade turning up the heat a little bit to keep warm than to look like a moron in a lime green robe worn backwards.

Source: www.hottopic.com